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Boring Life
I lead an incredibly boring life. I have a day planner that basically has the same things written in it every day. There’s daily reminders that I would like to be 200 lbs, creative, and a real estate guru. I would say that the only thing that I’m consistently doing is writing into my day…
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Public Restrooms vs. “Comfort Rooms”
So, I walk into a small dark stall and close a short, pale blue door behind me. The floor is grimy and wet under my flip flops. I take a breath in of humid, musty air. It’s not surprising because the only ventilation in this room is from a long narrow window that’s cracked open…
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They Said I’d Never Make it
“OH YEAH, THEN YOU GET AN “F”! THAT’S YOUR GRADE. “F”! My 1st-year poly-sci professor stared into my eyes and then turned around and walked away from me into his classroom. I just stood there in the hallway, shocked, wondering if I should still go into his class. What the hell just happened? We were…
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Booty Shake
I woke up to my wife grabbing my arm and shaking it, “Neil, Wake up! I think there’s someone outside!” I squinted at the digital clock on my bedside table and wiped the sleep out of my eyes. 3:03 am. I fumbled for my glasses, put them on and turned to the window that faced the…
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Computer Love
I met my wife online. Through email. If you think falling in love with someone in person is hard, try doing it via hotmail. I actually went to college with her best friend and she was the one who electronically introduced us in 2003. One day, she was like, “Neil, can you reach out to…